I also added the footnotes to the last update of this story because I realized I forgot them, h-haha.
Hariyama-san, Center of the World 1
Hariyama-san, Center of the Miracles (Genre: "Medley")
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Urban Legend (Secret)
“Lulu. Can
I… ask something?”
What is it,
Muu?
“That urban legend… I’ve heard it too… Did you
know there’s been a ‘sequel’ going around lately?”
Sequel?
“Not quite a sequel… Well, you know how if you
meet Kuchisake-onna, you’ll be saved
if you yell ‘pomade’? Something like
that. But instead of doing something in
particular… If you know the story, you won’t meet that urban legend anymore.”
Huh, I
didn’t know that. What do you mean?
“Yeah. The
story is already over.”
The demon
king fell in love with one of the heroes who came to kill him. That heroine also fell in love with the demon
king who had killed her allies one after another.
They both
faltered, and in the end, neither was able to kill their opponent – and they
began to talk to each other.
And so the
two of them realized. They ended up
realizing. The huge power that enveloped
them. The secret of the online game they
had been playing–
That from
the outset, there had been a scheme built into the online game made by the game
maker “Hikarijima”. A particular sound
and light pattern within the game slowly stole away their human reason; they
could no longer tell the difference between reality and games, and they were
being used in a certain country’s military experiment.
The people
who realized this were designated “demon kings” by “Hikarijima” and targeted by
the players who couldn’t tell the difference between reality and games.
The demon
king had realized he could increase the number of people like him, and so he
started calling out to them.
“Are you a
hero?”
But it had
a different meaning than before.
To win them
over to the demon king’s side, so as to destroy the maker called Hikarijima.
Over, and
over – until the day they crushed “Hikarijima”.
“That’s the story I heard from a friend.”
It suddenly
got really unrealistic. The story I
heard had to do with the Internet and taking games too far. It had a lot of realistic parts. And… to begin with, I haven’t heard of the
game maker Hikarijima, you know?
“Yeah… but you know, I like this story a lot
better.”
Why?
“…Because it’s unusual.”
What is?
“…An urban legend that ends with someone being
happy…”
“Even if he is a demon king.”
But did the
demon king really become happy?
“…What do you think, Lulu?”
Hm… I think
he did, for sure.
“Really?”
I… want him
to be happy.
“…Yeah.”
Let’s think
about it. How can the demon king really
become happy?
And then –
this time we’ll spread the rumors. Okay?
And so – today a new legend was born in this town.
The prayers of those who told the story of fear
and those who told the story of smiles came together.
And slowly, slowly–
–With a man by the name of Hariyama at the center
of the miracles–
–fin.
I really do appreciate your translation, great job with it. And sheeeeesh that pun is awful. Narita and his sense of humour.
ReplyDeleteNo, but for real, great job. I just wanted you to know how much I value your work here, it's really awesome, I don't think I'd ever be able to read this otherwise and for real it's one of the craziest things I've ever read (including Vamp! even) so thanks for bringing that to me.
Best wishes anyway