the last actual comedic track on this CD. again, sorry for the wait, but I can now say that the rest of this CD is practically done. need to go through everything a couple more times to check for accuracy and wording, but the actual translation part is finished.
Fire Emblem Awakening Drama CD Volume 1
Track 7: The Star Player's Sweetheart!?
[BGM: “Open for business!”]
Lissa: Anna… you really brought him… You’re so driven.
Nowi: Yay! Robin!
Cordelia: W-what do you intend to do?
Tharja: Heh… hehehehe… I am beginning to feel a bit nervous…
Robin: W-wait, everyone. You’re all women… what is it that you need from me?
Anna: Haha. It’s a powerful technique performed by three women, passed down on this continent since ancient times. [shing] Triangle Attack!
Robin: Three women… but there are five of you!
Anna: Don’t worry about the details!
Robin: ...so, er, I would appreciate it if you would... explain the situation to me…
Lissa: Ahh! Miss Anna! Please!
Anna: Hehe. All right. Then I, Anna, the cupid of love and business, will proceed to ask Robin a series of questions! [sparkle]
Nowi: [clapping] Yay, yay!
Cordelia: This has gone in an unusual direction…
Tharja: Heeheehee. Well, the results are already clear.
Robin: What? What? Ah, Lon’qu. Er, what in the world…?
Lon’qu: Swordsmen keep their silence. ...Robin, you will experience the same fate as me.
Anna: Then let’s begin! Go! Robin, is there someone in the Shepherds you just can’t stop thinking about? Answer with a “yes” or a “no”!
Robin: What? Someone I can’t stop thinking about?
Anna: Yes, hurry up and answer! And don’t dodge the question!
Robin: Uh… hmm… let’s see… “Yes…” I suppose.
Tharja: Aha. Of course.
Anna: Ooh! Just as we hoped! This is our chance. Will you tell us that person’s name?
Robin: Yes, that’s fine.
[slightly taken aback boing]
Cordelia: He agreed so readily.
Anna: As expected of Tactician Robin! He doesn’t flinch in the face of difficult questions! Then please tell us! Well, go ahead!
Lissa: [heart thumping]
Robin: Er… I don’t understand why everyone is so excited, but… [drumroll finishes with a flourish] Chrom… I suppose
[BGM: “You don’t know the first thing about peace. No man does!”]
Lissa: R-Robin!? You mean…
Nowi: Me too! I love Chrom!
Cordelia: Ah… another one… another miserable puppy who has fallen for his charms...
Tharja: Chrom… unforgivable…
Lon’qu: There is… a definite difference between us.
Anna: Robin… I did think you got along well with Chrom… but I never imagined that you…
Robin: We’re all comrades, so you are all in my thoughts. But right now, I am most concerned about Chrom. He has just been married and is doing his best to represent the halidom in Lady Emmeryn’s place.
[BGM: “The Vaike never forgets! I just don’t always remember.”]
Robin: His actions as king and leader will greatly influence our future.
[pop of realization]
Lissa: Huh? S-so then…
Cordelia: So that’s what you meant! You surprised me.
Robin: Is there any other meaning?
[dramatic cymbal crash]
Anna: STOOOP! It’s time for a change of strategy. Go over there for a moment, Robin.
Anna: [quietly] T-this is serious... [normal voice] Okay, girls, it seems normal methods won’t get an answer from this clueless man. It seems like we’ll have to let him gradually realize it for himself.
Nowi: Robin’s so dense.
Cordelia: It’s true. He seems to be even denser than Lord Chrom.
Lissa: Maybe it’s because he lost his memories... Even though he’s so sharp during battle.
Tharja: I do not mind his foolishness. Ahaha… the greater the challenge, the more it fans the flames of a woman’s heart.
Robin: Why is everyone… looking at me so scornfully?
Lon’qu: Robin. Come here and have a drink.
Robin: Even Lon’qu is giving me a look of pity… W-what in the world is this!?